I'd get the two of them all liquored up on coconut wine, then persuade the two of them to get it on. I can see it all in my head......:
Ginger: "Gee MaryAnne, your hair smells like strawberries, 'hic'......"
MaryAnne: "I've never kissed a girl before....'hic'"....tee hee"
Ginger: "I could sure use a backrub, and Low-Key's hands are so rough. I need someone with a softer touch....'hic'"
Low-Key: "maybe we should all just get rid of these stupid clothes...."
-Breck